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My name is Teto and I'm obsessed with Daft Punk, Beyoncé and shit I watch on TV.

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)


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waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 


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42 minutes ago

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule


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1 hour ago

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history


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1 hour ago

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus


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2 hours ago

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do


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2 hours ago

I used to be picked in high school. People were like “You look like Jason Priestley!”

I used to be picked in high school. People were like “You look like Jason Priestley!”

(Source: lauranoncrede)


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3 hours ago

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.


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3 hours ago

FINDING YOUR TEACHERS FACEBOOK PAGES IS THE GREATEST

swaggity-swell-i-ship-destiel:

I MEAN THEY GO FROM LOOKING LIKE THIS TO YOU:

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TO SUDDENLY LOOKING LIKE THIS

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OR THIS

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I MEAN HOLY CRAP THAT’S MY MATHS TEACHER SMOKING IN A SUIT AS HE RIDES A SHARK.

IF THAT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO YOU, YOU’RE LYING.

(Source: ifuckedupifuckedupifuckedup)


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4 hours ago

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY


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4 hours ago

vinebox:

lmao “I wish”


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4 hours ago

sadpuns:

pegsiclecosplay:

downtothedevilyougo:

nicotinebatch:

averypottermormon:

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious

Hahaha

9:36pm. Still hilarious.

It’s 2096, humanity has been wiped out by raging cannibalism, only I’m alive. This very post, is still hilarious

(Source: nerdreamer)


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5 hours ago

finniks-sugar-cubes:

best vine ever

(Source: weloveshortvideos)


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5 hours ago

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.


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6 hours ago
unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror


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7 hours ago
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