ronystart:

do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

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familyfriendlyurl:

burntcake:

knifefarty:

when u Dad com home and make hte lasagna

How dare u make this. HORRID knock off of “Spaghetti Mother” U r sick. i am Ashamed. Tricked. Disgusted

it;s not a knock off this is the fucking sequel featuring new “high res” graphic the whole famly can enjoy :)

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lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

if ur age isnt on the cock ur too young for the clock

real eyes realise real lies

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youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

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remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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itsbetterthananal:

you know when tv commercials use a not super popular song from one of your favorite bands and at first you’re like what the fuck but then you’re like WHAT THE FUCK

(via m3die)

princessveroni:

my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’

(via pop-cultur)

17freddycrab:

When I was

A young boy

My father

Took me into the city

To see a marching band

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